Friday, November 11, 2005

What better way to follow a post about how productive I can be than with one about my insane time-wasting abilities? It is currently 2:41am, and I am still awake. Why, you ask? I don't know. Earlier today I decided that it had been far too long since I Mod-Podged something. So tonight I turned our ugly Wal-Mart shelf excuse for a coffee table into a work of art. Or a work of something...Anyway, as I dove into the creative depths, I watched this movie on the Oxygen channel that I think qualifies as an after-school special. Only it started at midnight. It was about this girl who graduated from high school, moved to California, started doing porn, and became a crack addict. She pretty much alienated herself from her entire family and any friends she made along the way. At the end of the movie, she shot herself in the face with a very large gun belonging to the man she had lived with, but who was currently in prison for dealing crack. And then she died. End of movie. Quality, I tell you. I have never seen anything like it. And during one of the commercial breaks, I saw a mini-infomercial about a product called Urine Gone. No joke. It's this spray cleaner that you use to get rid of urine smells from pets, bed-wetting children, etc. The opening line of the commercial? "Is your pet a peeing machine?" I'm not making this stuff up. I only wish I was. Who makes this kind of stuff available to the masses? And who even watches TV late enough at night to know about it? Oh wait...that would be me...definitely going to bed now. Goodnight.

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

First off..

Give me the 800 number!! I want that pee spray! hahaha.. jk.. sorta

Second...
Is it bad that I laughed when you said She shot herself in the face.... then she died. I dont know.. I guess I assumed there was no pause.. or that if she survived the shooting in the face, that she is amazing! sorry.. Im pretty screweed up.. thats a sad sad sad story.. but really? Superwoman.. or superface.. or crappy gun.

8:33 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

You'd think there was no space between the shooting and the dying, right? But they actually showed her in the hospital. She was on life support and they waited to turn it off till her mom got there. And her face looked semi-normal. Weird, weird movie. Oh, and the mom in the movie was the mom from E.T. Tells you about the quality of it right there.

9:38 AM  

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