What better way to follow a post about how productive I can be than with one about my insane time-wasting abilities? It is currently 2:41am, and I am still awake. Why, you ask? I don't know. Earlier today I decided that it had been far too long since I Mod-Podged something. So tonight I turned our ugly Wal-Mart shelf excuse for a coffee table into a work of art. Or a work of something...Anyway, as I dove into the creative depths, I watched this movie on the Oxygen channel that I think qualifies as an after-school special. Only it started at midnight. It was about this girl who graduated from high school, moved to California, started doing porn, and became a crack addict. She pretty much alienated herself from her entire family and any friends she made along the way. At the end of the movie, she shot herself in the face with a very large gun belonging to the man she had lived with, but who was currently in prison for dealing crack. And then she died. End of movie. Quality, I tell you. I have never seen anything like it. And during one of the commercial breaks, I saw a mini-infomercial about a product called Urine Gone. No joke. It's this spray cleaner that you use to get rid of urine smells from pets, bed-wetting children, etc. The opening line of the commercial? "Is your pet a peeing machine?" I'm not making this stuff up. I only wish I was. Who makes this kind of stuff available to the masses? And who even watches TV late enough at night to know about it? Oh wait...that would be me...definitely going to bed now. Goodnight.